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January 24, 2012 - Partial Chest Fest

January 17, 2012 - Easy Listening for Kuntz

January 10, 2012 - Hippy Fusion

January 3, 2012 - Valasick Smoove 2012

2011

December 27, 2011 - The Last of 2011

December 20, 2011 - Save the Skin

December 13, 2011 - Dane Gai Fever

December 6, 2011 - Happy2Bhear

November 15, 2011 - Smoovin Inn

October 11, 2011 - I Didn't Notice that Second Cock

October 4, 2011 - Toad Lickin Broad

September 27, 2011 - Bobbin for Baombers

September 20, 2011 - Sam & Jergens

September 13, 2011 - Ozkent Bondage

September 6, 2011 - Wet in the Greg Lake

August 30, 2011 - Back End of the Dirty Side

August 23, 2011 - Peg Leg Piano

August 16, 2011 - Sonata Tooma

August 2, 2011 - Flippity Flop

July 26, 2011 - This is why we can't have nice songs

July 12, 2011 - O' Bleak Strategy (Roll Da Dice)

In Full

Parts Only

June 28, 2011 - Garage MaHall

June 21, 2011 - Loads of Booty

June 14, 2011 - Intersecting Veins

June 7, 2011 - Dimitrios Skelesteelosis

May 31, 2011 - Captain Smoove at the Rudder

May 17, 2011 - Transam Dental

May 3, 2011 - Sausage and a Six Pack

April 19, 2011 - Fertile Smoove

April 12, 2011 - Euro Trashed

April 5, 2011- Toms a Fiend of Mine

March 27, 2011- DeadSmoovZap

March 22, 2011- The Meth Lab

March 15, 2011- Up to the Elbow

March 8, 2011- 2011 - An Odd Jazzedy

March 1, 2011- Irish Luggage

February 22, 2011- Bad Love

February 8, 2011- The Widow

February 1, 2011- The Elements

January 25, 2011- Into the Corner of the Noel

January 18, 2011- Bull Blz Tarragon

January 11, 2011- Iodized Apart Hyde

December 21st, 2010 - Mel Bay Breeze

December 14th, 2010 - Yacht Liner

November 30th, 2010 - Twangfest

November 16th, 2010 - Aart Space

November 9th, 2010 - Art to Art

September 7th, 2010 - Spongy Jumping

August 31st, 2010 - The Bowels of Balled Mountaint

August 3rd, 2010 - Ranger in the Hall

July 6th, 2010 - QMute (fretless night)

June 8th, 2010 - Herbs Blue Bonnet Blz

June 2nd, 2010 - Recreational Turkey

May 25th, 2010 - Big Bottom Smoove

May 18th, 2010 - Interludes

May 11th, 2010 - Another Acoustic Voyage to the Nether

April 13th, 2010 - Pull the Gorilla

April 6th, 2010 - Prince's Drum Machine?

March 23rd, 2010 - Micro Diatomis

January 26th, 2010 - The Workout

January 12th, 2010 - SmoovyDiDu

December 29th, 2009 - A Harp Aquatic

December 15th, 2009 - Sick N Da Head...Phones

December 8th, 2009 - Oscar's Neck

December 1st, 2009 - Sack O' CueBlz

November 25th, 2009 - MO Gamma Ramma

November 17th, 2009 - Johny Staccato was a Sailor

November 10th, 2009 - Smoovustrial

October 20th, 2009 - 21st Century Maha Smoovezoid Man

October 12th, 2009 - Frank 'n Smoove

September 8th, 2009 - Red Skelt and Skins

September 1st, 2009 - Crab Bob Sun Shock

August 25th, 2009 - Smoove Wit Chunks

August 11th, 2009 - Deficated Angular Larynx (in 2 sections)

July 28th, 2009 - Naval Bass Visit

July 21th, 2009 - MoRe PrOn

July 14th, 2009 - Pricks Phicks

June 30th, 2009 - Catch EP1

June 9th, 2009 - Double Stuffed Drums

May 26th, 2009 - The Art Ensemble of Jersey City Sessions

May 12th, 2009 - The John's Mom Project (JMP)

April 28th, 2009 - FU Incorrect

April 21th, 2009 - Three Massive Tracks

April 7th, 2009 - Respectful Smoove

March 31th, 2009 - Remix at da Barti

March 24th, 2009 - Hunchback Wails

March 17th, 2009 - Never Mind, It's Gone

March 10th, 2009 - Smoovie Knight (Soundtracks For Silent Classics)

March 3rd, 2009 - Nachocheetostan (Drumming and Fish Sticks)

February 24th, 2009 - Terrible Nightmares at Sea (Traditional Songs of the Sea)

February 17th, 2009 - Bolero

February 10th, 2009 - Tempest Fückett

January 26th, 2009 - Smoovin Mini

January 20th, 2009 - The Mizzen Mast Sessions (A Sailor's Scrap Book)

January 13th, 2009 - Floatin Your Boat? (Hit Da Fan)

January 6th, 2009 - Who's My Bubaran (Gamelan Gongs and @#$%&)

December 30th, 2008 - UnCorked
(The Smoove Sailors Before Tesla)

December 16th, 2008 - Fleet of the Mermaid (Over the Edge of the Sea)

December 9th, 2008 - Sailing East (The Tea and Spice Trade)

December 4th, 2008 - The Sunken Ship (Man over Board)

July 28th, 2008 -Sailin West

May 26th, 2008 - Ultra Smoove

May 19, 2008 - The Smoovie Q sessions

May 12, 2008 - Mom Made Me Join the Navy

May 5, 2008 - The Krafty Werker

April 28, 2008 - The Sister Ship

April 21, 2008 - Maiden Voyage

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The Smoove Sailors are an experimental electro-acoustic group that focuses on exploring sounds and situations that push the envelope of what is "Music". Exploiting their versatile background and wide ranging arsenal of instruments and devices, TSS creates sonic constructions that will take you to the edge of your aural awareness.

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Studio Clean UP - Feb 2009

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