Suzy From the West

 
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Get Rich Bitch!

Wow, the recording of this track goes back to the early days of Foglizard when we cranked it up in the small room, went straight to CD-R, and peed out the back door in our own wing of the Pearl Studios complex. We finally got around to throwing some vocals on it 4 years later.

Kevin brought this one home with some killer fuzzed-out vocals and even managed to get the Dragon Lady and John’s Mom into the mix…

C’mon Suzy…gimme some release…

Whitesnake ‘86 (Canadian Nightmare)

 
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Whitesnake

This one started as a reminiscent 80’s metal idea that obviously went way the other direction. (or did it?)

At first we were talkin Jaguars and splits on the hood, but of coarse we quickly centered ourselves back in to our usual rant. This one’s all about the 80’s rock with out the colon clench.

Dig. right to the top!

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Where there’s smoke there’s fire
Drum tech for hire
Dave says I’m a crier
Can you make my seat higher

On the Ass Dragon Tour
behind the green door
passed out on the floor
gonna grease the back door

Great White is burnin’ down in rural PA
Gay ass Groupie with a cheap ass toupee
got a fever in my pocket
I’m meetin Tubbs and Crockett today

Cold cock
Block rock
Ice skate
Date rape
Jag Waur
I’m sore
Dollar store Darryl’s bangin Photomat Carol

ooh, ooh, aah
ooh, ooh, aah
ooh, ooh, aah
ooh, ooh, aah

sashay, sashay
sashay, sashay
sashay, sashay
sashay, sashay

Good Turf

BBJ went down to Arkansas and came back with this slammin rif in open D.

The original ideas was to sing about a drummer that was going to tailgate at a Judas Priest concert with a giant banner that says “Scott Travis Sucks”. During the show Rob Halford sees the banner and calls him up to prove it. So he puts on his RacerX mask and goes up to rock. He nailed the tune and K.K. says “boy, you got the job”. So he pulls off his mask and says “sorry guys, I have to go on tour with TOTO”.
The drummer was Simon Phillips.

Maybe we’ll add lyrics eventually.


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Von Douche - HCWDB Video

Night of the Living Deaf - Jersey City - Halloween Night

Night of the Living Deaf
Halloween Night Bash - Fri Oct 31st -$10 - free beer* - Pearl Studios Showcase Theatre - 5 min walk form Journal square - across from the JC court house - 21 Cook St, jersey city

Hello all,
Some of you might not all be local enough to check this one out but I figure you should know about it anyways.

We’re breaking in a new place (Pearl Showcase Theatre) with some earsplitting bands on Halloween Night.

Loud Rock, Costumes, Projections and even a real Smoke Machine that we borrowed from the guys in Foglizard.

Do you have a camera on your phone? USE IT! - We will be doing an online documentary of the whole night and we want footage from everone there.


Here’s the Monsterous Line Up:

@10 - Subway Surfers - punkin it up!
http://www.myspace.com/subwaysurfers

@11 - Eighteen Wheels Burning - an all Motorhead set!
http://www.myspace.com/eighteenwheelsburning

@12 - Barti Ddu - Zombie Pirates shred your face! (from Wales)
http://www.myspace.com/bartiddu666

$10
free beer*
So come out and support another shot at kick startin a music scene in JC.
Please foreward

Do it!
for more info and links go here
map it here - Pearl Showcase Theatre


*we will have a bunch of beer but bring your own if you want somethin special. - its a showcase joint not a bar.

BaLLz

3 Foot Snake - Video

Quantum of Solace - 007 Bond Theme

 
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BondSo we got the idea to respond to this:

Ben Jones’ Blog (Virgin Radio)

Write and record your own Bond theme!!!

So after everyone from Duffy, to Amy Winehouse, to Muse, and Grace Jones was ‘rumoured’ to be doing the Bond theme for Quantum of Solace, it has now been confirmed as a 007 first, a duet! Jack White and Alicia Keyes! I’m rather disapppointed. Don’t get me wrong, the film looks amazing, I’ve attached the trailer to this blog. But the song……hmmmm, it’s just not exciting me like it should!

So if you are in a band, or a solo artist, how about you write, record, and send me ASAP your alternate Quantum of Solace theme song. I very much doubt that Jack and Alicia will be able to get QOS into the song, what the hell rhymes with that! So bonus points if you do.

Let me have your best work and I could be playing them on air on the show, and if yours is better than the actual Bond theme we’ll play yours come the October 31st release!!

Check back soon for the video and a rework of the Quantum of Solace trailer.

Space Chimps vs. Jiggernaught

If it’s monkeys you’re looking for (drunk ones in space to be exact), we’ve got it covered. While we didn’t invent the idea of a drunk monkey in space (the Ruskies beat us to that one), we like to think we’ve done a lot for the genre. “Stuff Yer Monkey” and the flagship monkey anthem “Jiggernaught” are simian favorites around here.So when the Hollywood big wigs decided to get in the game, we had to fight back. Here’s our version of the trailer for Space Chimps with a Foglizard twist……of the balls.

Von Douche (HCwDB)

 
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Prom Douche Twind orangeWe were going to do a tune to celebrate Bastille day and insult the french, but we got as far a the word “douche” and went another route.

This one is all about the HCWDB dudes. (without the HC)

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I am a TV
Are you watching Me?
I am a disease
Catch me if you please

I’m in the Booth
Dry sack vermouth
~Douchebag~

Sportin’ Gold Chains
Eyebrows-a-flame
~Douchebag~

Drive an IROC
Stuffin’ the sock
~Douchebag~

Splashin’ cologne
Like Moses Malone
~Douchebag~

I am a machine
Can you keep me clean?
I make the Murmur scene
Where I drop lots of green

Gellin’ it high
Soy milk and chai
~Douchebag~

Tribal tattoo
Hot Shots: Part Deux
~Douchebag~

Tan-in-a-can
Greico’s our man!
~Douchebag~

Pucker my lips
Ponch was on CHiPs
~Douchebag~

Yes he was!
Are you gellin’?…I’m gellin’.

Chaos out…..~Douchebag~

Make My Dave

 
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GW with GunWe’re bringin you some local J.C. news this week.  There’s a lot of chatter goin on about an incident between a gun store owner and a Chapelle show comedian.  Check out the JC list thread thats been hot for weeks here.

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david, don’t listen to all these ignorant people. they are mostly fools and homosexuals anyway. god knows you are right and so does jesus and the holy ghost too. jesus died on the cross so that we could have the right to bare arms.

Dbl parked, In My Way
Go Ahead, Make My Day

Not Too Shy To Talk
Not Too Shy To Talk

One Badd Apple
IQ of a Hydrant
John’s mom @Jordans
Sleeve Job Defendant

 i have a gun and so does my wife. if those black comedians called you a white boy then they are racists and it is your god given right to shoot at them until they move their car.

Sellin BBs and CO2
Gotta Post from Cat Man Dude

Not Too Shy To Talk
Not Too Shy To Talk

Gunboy Generation
Partial Penatration
You’re Parking in My Spot Son
I’ll drown you in the Hudson

jesus said to bad samaritan who was blocking the road with his donkey and cart “moveth thine ass for i must get to work, i have preaching to do down by the river and i’m running late. and don’t calleth me white boy or i’ll smite your ass with a bolt of lightning, you don’t know who you’re effin with”. Gun boy.

Shut yer mouth Little Fella
You Mosquito, Me Citrinella

Not Too Shy To Talk
Not Too Shy To Talk

Gun shop Allegations
Jury Delegations
Gun shop Allegations
Jury Delegations

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Foglizard Merch Shop Open

Customize it….Bitch!

Beanie Babies

 
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Prego for promThis one is about those crazy teenagers from Mass that decided to make a pact and all get prego for the junior prom. Read about it here.

V1:

High School
Its Blue
High 5
Seattle Slew

Cheap Trick
Name it Rick
Top Deck
Ben Affleck

V2:

Glouchester
Bum Molester
Peer Pressure
Minor Nester

Day Care
People Stare
High Chair
I Don’t Care

Verse out:

Beanie
–>Yes No Maybe
Babies
–>Kids got Scavies

repeat and rinse

Garden Trowel Gordon

 
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GordonGarden Trowel Gordon is the guys that wrote the piano part on the coda of Layla. He was also the drummer. He went nuts and killed his mother with a garden trowel and died in prison. Rolling Stone Story here

Rock and Roll!

Changing the Locks

 
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super revves - thank you

This one’s about a crack head that’s gonna steal all your stuff. You better change the locks or you may have to kill him.

Verse 1:

I Gotta change the locks
Cuz Jimmy’s hittin the rocks
He’s from the school of hard knocks
I think he stole my socks

Choro 1:

Crackhead, crowbar
Dentin up my car
Nick Nat Crack is Wack
I’m gonna be a star

Verse2:

I’m passin out the new keys
I’m flyin high like the Reeves (thank You)
Dress in drag for a scagg
I’ll hoc you’re stuff for a bag

Choro 2:

Crackhead, crowbar
Dentin up my car
Nick Nat Crack is Wack
I’m gonna be a star

Bridge:

Blowtorch, Glass pipe dreamin
Crackhead in the USA
You know that the spoons are steamin
My head hurts like JFK

Blowtorch, Glass pipe dreamin
Crackhead in the USA

You know that the spoons are steamin
My head hurts like JFK

I’m Pennsylvania-bred
You know I hang with K-Fed
I’m in the tweaker shop, baby
I’m cuttin’ up, cuttin’ up, cuttin’ up rocks
Yeah, oh yeah…mmmmm yeah
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

3 Foot Snake

 
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Joe RoganThis ones about a guy we know that’s into cleansing teas and salt water. Link

Whatever, It make for a good tune.

 

 

 

Lyrics:

Rogan –King

Verse1:

It’s a 3 Foot Snake
Got the tail I can’t shake
Hit the power brake
Go get tha Rake

It’s a salt detox
Gonna fill up the box
Gotta lay off the rocks
Doin droids with the jocks

Choro:

La la la la Colon Glow
La la la la no more blow
I’m gonna get buff like Joe (Rogan)
God knows I can’t stop the flow

Verse2:

Drinkin Organic wine
You know I’m shittin vines
It reeks like Brine
I give it a 9

Kickin out the decay
Bomb it like McVay
Sittin by the dock of the spray
I might be her all day

Choro2:

La la la la Colon Glow
La la la la No more blow
I’m gonna get buff like Joe (Rogan)
God knows I can’t stop the flow

Guitar solo – madness out……

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