Night of the Living Deaf - Jersey City - Halloween Night
Night of the Living Deaf
Halloween Night Bash - Fri Oct 31st -$10 - free beer* - Pearl Studios Showcase Theatre - 5 min walk form Journal square - across from the JC court house - 21 Cook St, jersey city
Hello all,
Some of you might not all be local enough to check this one out but I figure you should know about it anyways.
We’re breaking in a new place (Pearl Showcase Theatre) with some earsplitting bands on Halloween Night.
Loud Rock, Costumes, Projections and even a real Smoke Machine that we borrowed from the guys in Foglizard.
Do you have a camera on your phone? USE IT! - We will be doing an online documentary of the whole night and we want footage from everone there.
Here’s the Monsterous Line Up:
@10 - Subway Surfers - punkin it up!
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@11 - Eighteen Wheels Burning - an all Motorhead set!
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@12 - Barti Ddu - Zombie Pirates shred your face! (from Wales)
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$10
free beer*
So come out and support another shot at kick startin a music scene in JC.
Please foreward
Do it!
for more info and links go here
map it here - Pearl Showcase Theatre
*we will have a bunch of beer but bring your own if you want somethin special. - its a showcase joint not a bar.
BaLLz
Quantum of Solace - 007 Bond Theme
So we got the idea to respond to this:
Ben Jones’ Blog (Virgin Radio)
Write and record your own Bond theme!!!
So after everyone from Duffy, to Amy Winehouse, to Muse, and Grace Jones was ‘rumoured’ to be doing the Bond theme for Quantum of Solace, it has now been confirmed as a 007 first, a duet! Jack White and Alicia Keyes! I’m rather disapppointed. Don’t get me wrong, the film looks amazing, I’ve attached the trailer to this blog. But the song……hmmmm, it’s just not exciting me like it should!
So if you are in a band, or a solo artist, how about you write, record, and send me ASAP your alternate Quantum of Solace theme song. I very much doubt that Jack and Alicia will be able to get QOS into the song, what the hell rhymes with that! So bonus points if you do.
Let me have your best work and I could be playing them on air on the show, and if yours is better than the actual Bond theme we’ll play yours come the October 31st release!!
Check back soon for the video and a rework of the Quantum of Solace trailer.
Space Chimps vs. Jiggernaught
If it’s monkeys you’re looking for (drunk ones in space to be exact), we’ve got it covered. While we didn’t invent the idea of a drunk monkey in space (the Ruskies beat us to that one), we like to think we’ve done a lot for the genre. “Stuff Yer Monkey” and the flagship monkey anthem “Jiggernaught” are simian favorites around here.So when the Hollywood big wigs decided to get in the game, we had to fight back. Here’s our version of the trailer for Space Chimps with a Foglizard twist……of the balls.
Von Douche (HCwDB)
We were going to do a tune to celebrate Bastille day and insult the french, but we got as far a the word “douche” and went another route.
This one is all about the HCWDB dudes. (without the HC)
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I am a TV
Are you watching Me?
I am a disease
Catch me if you please
I’m in the Booth
Dry sack vermouth
~Douchebag~
Sportin’ Gold Chains
Eyebrows-a-flame
~Douchebag~
Drive an IROC
Stuffin’ the sock
~Douchebag~
Splashin’ cologne
Like Moses Malone
~Douchebag~
I am a machine
Can you keep me clean?
I make the Murmur scene
Where I drop lots of green
Gellin’ it high
Soy milk and chai
~Douchebag~
Tribal tattoo
Hot Shots: Part Deux
~Douchebag~
Tan-in-a-can
Greico’s our man!
~Douchebag~
Pucker my lips
Ponch was on CHiPs
~Douchebag~
Yes he was!
Are you gellin’?…I’m gellin’.
Chaos out…..~Douchebag~
Make My Dave
We’re bringin you some local J.C. news this week. There’s a lot of chatter goin on about an incident between a gun store owner and a Chapelle show comedian. Check out the JC list thread thats been hot for weeks here.
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david, don’t listen to all these ignorant people. they are mostly fools and homosexuals anyway. god knows you are right and so does jesus and the holy ghost too. jesus died on the cross so that we could have the right to bare arms.
Dbl parked, In My Way
Go Ahead, Make My Day
Not Too Shy To Talk
Not Too Shy To Talk
One Badd Apple
IQ of a Hydrant
John’s mom @Jordans
Sleeve Job Defendant
i have a gun and so does my wife. if those black comedians called you a white boy then they are racists and it is your god given right to shoot at them until they move their car.
Sellin BBs and CO2
Gotta Post from Cat Man Dude
Not Too Shy To Talk
Not Too Shy To Talk
Gunboy Generation
Partial Penatration
You’re Parking in My Spot Son
I’ll drown you in the Hudson
jesus said to bad samaritan who was blocking the road with his donkey and cart “moveth thine ass for i must get to work, i have preaching to do down by the river and i’m running late. and don’t calleth me white boy or i’ll smite your ass with a bolt of lightning, you don’t know who you’re effin with”. Gun boy.
Shut yer mouth Little Fella
You Mosquito, Me Citrinella
Not Too Shy To Talk
Not Too Shy To Talk
Gun shop Allegations
Jury Delegations
Gun shop Allegations
Jury Delegations
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Foglizard Merch Shop Open
Customize it….Bitch!
Beanie Babies
This one is about those crazy teenagers from Mass that decided to make a pact and all get prego for the junior prom. Read about it here.
V1:
High School
Its Blue
High 5
Seattle Slew
Cheap Trick
Name it Rick
Top Deck
Ben Affleck
V2:
Glouchester
Bum Molester
Peer Pressure
Minor Nester
Day Care
People Stare
High Chair
I Don’t Care
Verse out:
Beanie
–>Yes No Maybe
Babies
–>Kids got Scavies
repeat and rinse
Garden Trowel Gordon
Garden Trowel Gordon is the guys that wrote the piano part on the coda of Layla. He was also the drummer. He went nuts and killed his mother with a garden trowel and died in prison. Rolling Stone Story here
Rock and Roll!
Changing the Locks
This one’s about a crack head that’s gonna steal all your stuff. You better change the locks or you may have to kill him.
Verse 1:
I Gotta change the locks
Cuz Jimmy’s hittin the rocks
He’s from the school of hard knocks
I think he stole my socks
Choro 1:
Crackhead, crowbar
Dentin up my car
Nick Nat Crack is Wack
I’m gonna be a star
Verse2:
I’m passin out the new keys
I’m flyin high like the Reeves (thank You)
Dress in drag for a scagg
I’ll hoc you’re stuff for a bag
Choro 2:
Crackhead, crowbar
Dentin up my car
Nick Nat Crack is Wack
I’m gonna be a star
Bridge:
Blowtorch, Glass pipe dreamin
Crackhead in the
You know that the spoons are steamin
My head hurts like JFK
Blowtorch, Glass pipe dreamin
Crackhead in the
You know that the spoons are steamin
My head hurts like JFK
I’m Pennsylvania-bred
You know I hang with K-Fed
I’m in the tweaker shop, baby
I’m cuttin’ up, cuttin’ up, cuttin’ up rocks
Yeah, oh yeah…mmmmm yeah
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
3 Foot Snake
This ones about a guy we know that’s into cleansing teas and salt water. Link
Whatever, It make for a good tune.
Lyrics:
Rogan –King
Verse1:
It’s a 3 Foot Snake
Got the tail I can’t shake
Hit the power brake
Go get tha Rake
It’s a salt detox
Gonna fill up the box
Gotta lay off the rocks
Doin droids with the jocks
Choro:
La la la la Colon Glow
La la la la no more blow
I’m gonna get buff like Joe (Rogan)
God knows I can’t stop the flow
Verse2:
Drinkin Organic wine
You know I’m shittin vines
It reeks like Brine
I give it a 9
Kickin out the decay
Bomb it like McVay
Sittin by the dock of the spray
I might be her all day
Choro2:
La la la la Colon Glow
La la la la No more blow
I’m gonna get buff like Joe (Rogan)
God knows I can’t stop the flow
Guitar solo – madness out……
bonus
Castle Count
This one could be a surf instrumental but we’ll probably get around to putting some awful singing on it. Bring the Noise! I like spaghetti.
Red TV (with vocals)
We started off with the idea of writing a tune to poke fun at John Mayer. But soon moved on to Communism and free speech instead. Did you hear that they have access to cell phones in
Better red than dead
You’ll do what I said
Signal tower
That’s surging with power
Cocaine sacrifice
It’s a workers paradise
Red tube party
Strong weed and a Bacardi
Sexy time
Leather jacket
Members only
I feel lonely
Mustard blazer
5 blade razor
drink hot Sake
shoe sole Maki
Red TV
Red TV
Red TV
It’s a revolution
Rain in pocket
Leather jacket
Members only
I feel lonely
5 blade razor
drink hot Sake
shoe sole Maki
Prog Dreams at Night
Another Classic from 2006. This one is all about Prog. Not just any prog, we’re talking prog when Phil C. wasn’t makin crap with the Ron and Nancy puppet dolls. Fack
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“Prog Dreams at Night”
verse 1
I’m still searching
Pegasus flies
I know Merlin
His hat is fly
chorus
My mushroom’s on fire
Runes of Ruins cry
Past the Worcester Shire
Hear the mountains sigh
Play your magic lyre
The witch has closed her eye
The wizard has expired
That bitch is bi!
verse 2
On Phil’s Island
My treasure lies
Floating castles
The Lion King rides
chorus
My mushroom’s on fire
Runes of Ruins cry
Past the Worcester Shire
Hear the mountains sigh
Play your magic lyre
The witch has closed her eye
The wizard has expired
That bitch is bi!
Bald eagle flies!
bridge out
Secret scribes Ancient tribes
Dark thicket Evil wicket
Colored frogs Mystic bogs
Dark ticket Evil wicket
Scarecrow ether Midget teacher
Close to the hedge Clown by the river
Up the steps to the tomb of oblivion
Golden Midget Golden Midget
I hear the sacred sounds of Marillion
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(JA claves)
Prog dreams at night!
