http://www.foglizard.com/wp Sat, 24 Apr 2010 03:40:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This one was inspired by the only person in major League baseball to throw a no hitter while trippin on acid. Doc Ellis was that man. This amazing video tells the true story best. Here's our take. V1 Day off, Droppin in my room Go a head and drop you got nothing to ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=49 We brought Wild Willie out for some vocals on this gem. When the going gets tough, the tough go fishing...at least after they escape some gambling debts, impounded vehicles, mobsters from Krakow, naked olympians, wannabe chinese takeout samaurais, our favorite "two girls", a famous cup, and bi-curious McDonalds employees. You ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=48 "Under the mist of the moon....." Well...it took a while, but the Foglizard opus is finally posted. We wrote and recorded it in late 2005 and finished it up in 2006 at the downtown joint. Beast worked out the orchestral arrangement for the top. D Lux was then employed to record ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=47 Sometimes you just need a little reassurance. We banged this one out in about 3 hours flat...all you need is an open mind, willpower, and a high quality lube. And of course a little help from Dalton. Hey! Don't worry about it.... Intro: Swaaayyzeeee... Verse 1: Hey, revin up the astroglide Hey, meet u on the south side Hey, I'm ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=45 Another one of Kevin's lyrical and vocal masterpieces about an old man that builds a giant sexy robot that goes apeshit. But she knows how to dance. We call this one our Big Star tune. http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=44 Wow, the recording of this track goes back to the early days of Foglizard when we cranked it up in the small room, went straight to CD-R, and peed out the back door in our own wing of the Pearl Studios complex. We finally got around to throwing some vocals ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=42 Foglizard - Whitesnake '86 from Beast on Vimeo. This one started as a reminiscent 80's metal idea that obviously went way the other direction. (or did it?) At first we were talkin Jaguars and splits on the hood, but of coarse we quickly centered ourselves back in to our usual rant. ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=41 BBJ went down to Arkansas and came back with this slammin rif in open D. The original ideas was to sing about a drummer that was going to tailgate at a Judas Priest concert with a giant banner that says "Scott Travis Sucks". During the show Rob Halford sees the banner ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=40 http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=39 Night of the Living Deaf Halloween Night Bash - Fri Oct 31st -$10 - free beer* - Pearl Studios Showcase Theatre - 5 min walk form Journal square - across from the JC court house - 21 Cook St, jersey city Hello all, Some of you might not all be local enough to ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=38 http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=37 So we got the idea to respond to this: Ben Jones' Blog (Virgin Radio) Write and record your own Bond theme!!! So after everyone from Duffy, to Amy Winehouse, to Muse, and Grace Jones was 'rumoured' to be doing the Bond theme for Quantum of Solace, it has now been confirmed as ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=36 If it's monkeys you're looking for (drunk ones in space to be exact), we've got it covered. While we didn't invent the idea of a drunk monkey in space (the Ruskies beat us to that one), we like to think we've done a lot for the genre. "Stuff Yer Monkey" ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=35 We were going to do a tune to celebrate Bastille day and insult the french, but we got as far a the word "douche" and went another route. This one is all about the HCWDB dudes. (without the HC) ------------------------------------------- I am a TV Are you watching Me? I am a disease Catch me if you ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=34 We're bringin you some local J.C. news this week.  There's a lot of chatter goin on about an incident between a gun store owner and a Chapelle show comedian.  Check out the JC list thread thats been hot for weeks here. ----------------------------------------------- david, don't listen to all these ignorant people. they are ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=33 Customize it....Bitch! http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=32 This one is about those crazy teenagers from Mass that decided to make a pact and all get prego for the junior prom. Read about it here. V1: High School Its Blue High 5 Seattle Slew Cheap Trick Name it Rick Top Deck Ben Affleck V2: Glouchester Bum Molester Peer Pressure Minor Nester Day Care People Stare High Chair I Don’t Care Verse out: Beanie -->Yes No Maybe Babies -->Kids ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=29 Garden Trowel Gordon is the guys that wrote the piano part on the coda of Layla. He was also the drummer. He went nuts and killed his mother with a garden trowel and died in prison. Rolling Stone Story here Rock and Roll! http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=28 This one’s about a crack head that’s gonna steal all your stuff. You better change the locks or you may have to kill him. Verse 1: I Gotta change the locks Cuz Jimmy’s hittin the rocks He’s from the school of hard knocks I think he stole my socks Choro 1: Crackhead, crowbar Dentin up ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=27 This ones about a guy we know that’s into cleansing teas and salt water. Link Whatever, It make for a good tune.       Lyrics: Rogan –King Verse1: It’s a 3 Foot Snake Got the tail I can’t shake Hit the power brake Go get tha Rake It’s a salt detox Gonna fill up the box Gotta lay off ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=26 This one could be a surf instrumental but we’ll probably get around to putting some awful singing on it.   Bring the Noise! I like spaghetti. http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=25 We started off with the idea of writing a tune to poke fun at John Mayer. But soon moved on to Communism and free speech instead. Did you hear that they have access to cell phones in Cuba? John Mayer must be psyched.       “Red TV” Better red than dead You’ll ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=24 Another Classic from 2006. This one is all about Prog. Not just any prog, we’re talking prog when Phil C. wasn’t makin crap with the Ron and Nancy puppet dolls. Fack MIDI. Thanks to Vocals by Elephant Driver’s Matt. C. (umph umph akk umph umph ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=23 This one was inspired by the one and only Uncle Dirty. We like his style and hope to be as energized as him when we’re 86. Alga Rocks!       Uncle Dirty V1 Oiled Prune ->Boy Scout Elixir G String Moon -> Take My Picture Special K -> Spin 540 Sewn Today -> Hangin' a 40 Chorus Thongs hangin' down I'm the Uncle ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=22   Here’s one I found from the 2005 vault. BBJ was outa town so Sharky,Q and I decided to jam anyway (or drink). Being xmas time an all Sharky heard Silverbells on the radio and had an Idea for a riff. So he picked up Guitar on this ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=21  I think this ones is self explanatory. If you've read this, you can follow me. http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=20 This one started out as a very satisfying brisket and gravy lunch that Q ate. Also in the news at the time those lacrosse dudes just got busted with that stripper. We figured they were guilty and their rich daddies would bail them out. I guess we ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=19  This ones all about the benefits of drinkin malt liquor.  You name it we drunk it.   "Sovereign Blues " Huh! -->sniff... That's right -->ahh Goin' to the liquor store. Gimme a beer. -->Hmm, you look real nice. Hahahaha verse1 40 ounce of  beer gonna taste real nice More than a quart for about the ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=18   Buzz likes to surf Rockaway. He would get up at 4 in the morning and surf before work after hangin for a Foglizard session and catchin some jass till 2. One day he went out to catch some good surf cause of a big storm rollin in. ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=17 Here’s a tune about a flight test monkey that figures out the magic button and gives the finger to the man on the ground. "Jiggernaught" verse1 Rattled outa m cage this morning keepers pumped me full of juice. Don't know where they're taking me now I tried to fight bt it aint no use. Suited ... http://www.foglizard.com/wp/?p=16