This one’s pretty out. All about a Vietnamese pimp runnin tricks behind his fast food chicken joint in the woods. The army men dig it.
Short and sweet, but wide like a coffee can.
General Choad’s Chicken
Intro
Oatmeal cunt
You know…before you boil it
Hahahaha
I said those ho’s better not be dry
Chant
Choads!
Loads!
Ch-ch-ch choads!
Mother loads!
V1
Deep in the bush at the […]
This one’s kinda messed up. Kiva thought her dad was done and emailed out the eulogy about a week early. The song says the rest.
Later Bob, thanks for the inspiration.
Kiva Jumped the Gun
Chorus
I’m not dead
No matter what Kiva said
Still gettin’ head
From my tube she is fed
I’m not dead
No matter what Kiva […]
We were ready to write a real mean one based on Kenichi’s description of a badass movie with bad dudes ridin around joustin on hogs and beatin up cops. None of us had seen the movie so I checked it out on youtube. (its been removed because of violation??) Turns out his description […]
This one’s a hammer about a guy that thinks he’s a Big Wig but when he goes to pick up his girlfriend at the fast food joint she works at he gets denied a free burger from her Big Wig. Anyways, he gets drunk, wrecks the car sending his girl thru the windshield and […]
We heard a live version of one of the BBC recordings of The Move doing a version of Love’s Stephanie Knows Best and were blown away. So we gave it a run. It sped up for some reason. We must have been pretty psyched that night.
We were working towards the Move version […]
A very dramatic soap opera starring Berry. Turns out Berry is a computer that doesn’t compute. No vox yet, but should be good.
Don’t say we cant get jazzy. We went for a King Crimson with a lil Television thing. Kevin from the Pink Delicates dropped by to play Tape-Op (space bar).
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