We started off with the idea of writing a tune to poke fun at John Mayer. But soon moved on to Communism and free speech instead. Did you hear that they have access to cell phones in Cuba? John Mayer must be psyched.
“Red TV”
Better red than dead
You’ll do what I said
Signal tower
That’s […]
Another Classic from 2006. This one is all about Prog. Not just any prog, we’re talking prog when Phil C. wasn’t makin crap with the Ron and Nancy puppet dolls. Fack MIDI. Thanks to Vocals by Elephant Driver’s Matt. C. (umph umph akk umph umph akk – repeat - […]
This one was inspired by the one and only Uncle Dirty. We like his style and hope to be as energized as him when we’re 86. Alga Rocks!
Uncle Dirty
V1
Oiled Prune
->Boy Scout Elixir
G String Moon
-> Take My Picture
Special K
-> Spin 540
Sewn Today
-> Hangin’ a 40
Chorus
Thongs hangin’ down
I’m the Uncle Dirty
Cut & Paste Now
I’m the […]
Here’s one I found from the 2005 vault. BBJ was outa town so Sharky,Q and I decided to jam anyway (or drink). Being xmas time an all Sharky heard Silverbells on the radio and had an Idea for a riff. So he picked up Guitar on this one and I’m on fretless […]
I think this ones is self explanatory. If you’ve read this, you can follow me.
This one started out as a very satisfying brisket and gravy lunch that Q ate. Also in the news at the time those lacrosse dudes just got busted with that stripper. We figured they were guilty and their rich daddies would bail them out. I guess we were wrong. Go Luke […]
This ones all about the benefits of drinkin malt liquor. You name it we drunk it.
“Sovereign Blues “
Huh! –>sniff… That’s right –>ahh Goin’ to the liquor store. Gimme a beer. –>Hmm, you look real nice. Hahahaha
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40 ounce of beer gonna taste real nice
More than a quart for about the same price
Gotta a lot of […]
Buzz likes to surf Rockaway. He would get up at 4 in the morning and surf before work after hangin for a Foglizard session and catchin some jass till 2. One day he went out to catch some good surf cause of a big storm rollin in. Only problem is the storm […]
Here’s a tune about a flight test monkey that figures out the magic button and gives the finger to the man on the ground.
“Jiggernaught”
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Rattled outa m cage this morning keepers pumped me full of juice.
Don’t know where they’re taking me now I tried to fight bt it aint no use.
Suited up I’m feeling kinda hazeyon […]
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College Rock: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download This ones been getting some play on the You Tube. So I figure we’ll link it here.
You know those Bush twins used to party harder than those Olsen gremlins. We decided to write the theme song.
“College Rock “
Get drunk Get laid
Black suits Evade
S6ck d!ck Get lit
Nice t*ts Bad grades
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Got a car Drive real […]
From the archive of 2006
Here’s a quick ditty with a catchy riff and stereo bass lines. Put on your headphones and crank it up.
Remember that bar you went to with all the hot tall chicks with Adams apples? This song was on the jukebox.
“Her Balls Dropped ”
intro
I got us a cold one […]
Another one from 2006.
What happens when you take a bunch of really manly subjects like Cowboys, Vikings, Football, Guns, horses, knives and fighting? …….Something so tough it could only exist in prisons.
“Sword Fight “
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In the days of old, so I’m told The Vikings and […]
This one goes back to 2006. I figure post em all for archiving.
The steamer came out of the idea that some people like to get crapped on but don’t want the shit to actually touch them. Idea! - use Saran Wrap. It worked for Mr. C.
Go Chachi!
this should help
“The Steamer “
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Tea Party
Tea […]
