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We were going to do a tune to celebrate Bastille day and insult the french, but we got as far a the word “douche” and went another route.

This one is all about the HCWDB dudes. (without the HC)

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I am a TV
Are you watching Me?
I am a disease
Catch me if you please

I’m in the Booth
Dry sack vermouth
~Douchebag~

Sportin’ Gold Chains
Eyebrows-a-flame
~Douchebag~

Drive an IROC
Stuffin’ the sock
~Douchebag~

Splashin’ cologne
Like Moses Malone
~Douchebag~

I am a machine
Can you keep me clean?
I make the Murmur scene
Where I drop lots of green

Gellin’ it high
Soy milk and chai
~Douchebag~

Tribal tattoo
Hot Shots: Part Deux
~Douchebag~

Tan-in-a-can
Greico’s our man!
~Douchebag~

Pucker my lips
Ponch was on CHiPs
~Douchebag~

Yes he was!
Are you gellin’?…I’m gellin’.

Chaos out…..~Douchebag~