Pistol Whipped (Oh Yeah!)
We brought Wild Willie out for some vocals on this gem. When the going gets tough, the tough go fishing…at least after they escape some gambling debts, impounded vehicles, mobsters from Krakow, naked olympians, wannabe chinese takeout samaurais, our favorite “two girls”, a famous cup, and bi-curious McDonalds employees. You know…your run-of-the-mill fishing day…but with expensive lures. OH NO…..OH YEAH!!
Lyrics:
Pistil Whipped
Got a double-barrel grip
Gotta hit a triple twenty
‘Cause I owe the barman money
Oh Yeah… Oh Yeah…
City Pound
They got my baby locked down
Gotta float some dough
So I can make it to the show
Oh Yeah… Oh Yeah…
Expensive lures
And cheap-ass whores
Got my waders in the water
Can my waiter bring me water?
Oh Yeah… Oh Yeah…
Chorus:
Ty Cobb
Polish Mob
Hair pipe
“I’m on Skype!”
Golf Cart
Black arts
Half-nude
Luge dude
PISTIL WHIPPED!
Cleft lip
Tap tap with my tip
Salisbury steak
Goin’ fishing at the lake
Oh Yeah… Oh Yeah…
Like Chet Li
Without the black belt degree
Has a brother named Wong
With the menu spelled wrong
Oh Yeah… Oh Yeah…
Two girls
One cup
Got my Jimmies in McFlurry
And I’m all fucked up
Oh Yeah… Oh Yeah…
[Chorus]
OH NO!
OH YEAH!
